Hey its Deepavali. Hey its Hari Raya. Nooo, its Deeparaya dei!! But i wonder what would people call it when Deepavali, Hari Raya, and Chinese New Year falls under the same month. Deepachinaraya. Chinarayadeep. Rayadeepchina ahh watever la. Anyways hope you've enjoyed your holidays, and of course this is only applies to people in our beloved Malaysia, so Aussies and Germans FUCK OFF LARR!! Nah, kidding la coz i think drinking beer and eating Gnarly Bratwurst during Octoberfest in Berlin is better than playing mercun. wtf.
As for me, i went to Cameron Diaz, eh fuck i mean Cameron Highlands larr tiu. Hmm? Happy anot? Of course happy lar coz i'm not the driver mah LOL. Together with other uncles and aunties, we had a 3days 2nites stay in the new Cameron Highlands Resort, and i must say its waaaaaaaaay too short for me man, and when i came back to KL, i'm like... eh i went Cameron meh? wtf. The only thing i remember was the 'strawberries with hot chocolate dip' i had for my dessert and believe me, its better than sex. Ohh btw the resort have 24hrs free internet access for unlimitted porn surfing and free snooker table.
cool anot?
OMG the food was FFFFFFFFREEAAAAAKING GGOOOOODDDD i tell you.
Although theres not much activities available there but i never regret going Cameron because of "SmokeHouse" and they have the best scones and strawberry jams on the whole wide world, mmmm hmmmm mmmm. wtf. 9bucks for 1 scone and 11bucks for a cup of Cameronian tea, you say nice anot? Not nice ahh? Come eat my shit then. Ehh ehh i saw this signboard and took a pic of it, i'm still wondering if theres anything wrong with it. Self-plucking? mat chat lei geh?
yeah, i pluck myself on the armpits and found some hair, amazing huh?
Aiyahh, enuff of cameron diaz edi. So today i went to 1U with TsunLiang. Dont ask me how he managed to get the permission from his mum, coz i'm going to tell you now, wtf. He fucking lied to his mum by saying "Mum i'll be going to skool today, i need to talk to my teacher and i'll go to the library after that, kay." and then he took a bus to General Hospital and ask me to pick him up on the way to 1U..... anyways he brought his NS friends along too, Melvin, SiuLeng, and i forgot another, but wait, thats not the point dude, guess who came along? its not kiap kiap, ITS BENITA DEI!!!! ITS BENITA!!!! NOT BEZITA. wtf. she's so hot dei, aiyah fuk lar forgot to snap a picture with her LOL, but you know what TL told me anot? "Wei, Benita is my lui, ha ha ha." Maaaaacauhai this fuker got gf edi larr.... damn sien lar TL, we kenot play kao each others nipples anymore because hes not gay anymore, we cannot hold hands anymore, nothing is true anymore, chipsmore is not there anymore wtf. Sighhh nvm gay for awhile more coz MengWai is coming back on Feb and i can gay with him wtf.
Kay, back to the topic, errr yeah we watched "The Grudge 2" seriously damn chat damn chat damn chat scary wei, typing this reminds me of the long haired ghost(Kayako) crawling and doing the burping sound in the movie again la damit. I know u'll be laughing at me but i bet that u would shit in your pants while watching the show coz it really makes me wanna shit wtf. I think there will be part 3 if i'm not mistaken because the story is not over yet, cuz lots of people got scare to death and the fukn ju-on ghost and the little eye-shadowed-smurf-liked boy just wont die and i dont know whats next... u gotta watch it for yourself, and i dont wanna be a spoiler ahaha.
OHh btw we went to play pool after that and theres smth i really have to tell you ppl about... Benita says she cant play pool but hell no, all her shots were like some world class pool players, freakin ridiculous, like crystal maiden timestop kao us wtf. mahai i think me and TL and fuk off edi la.
As for me, i went to Cameron Diaz, eh fuck i mean Cameron Highlands larr tiu. Hmm? Happy anot? Of course happy lar coz i'm not the driver mah LOL. Together with other uncles and aunties, we had a 3days 2nites stay in the new Cameron Highlands Resort, and i must say its waaaaaaaaay too short for me man, and when i came back to KL, i'm like... eh i went Cameron meh? wtf. The only thing i remember was the 'strawberries with hot chocolate dip' i had for my dessert and believe me, its better than sex. Ohh btw the resort have 24hrs free internet access for unlimitted porn surfing and free snooker table.
cool anot?
OMG the food was FFFFFFFFREEAAAAAKING GGOOOOODDDD i tell you.Although theres not much activities available there but i never regret going Cameron because of "SmokeHouse" and they have the best scones and strawberry jams on the whole wide world, mmmm hmmmm mmmm. wtf. 9bucks for 1 scone and 11bucks for a cup of Cameronian tea, you say nice anot? Not nice ahh? Come eat my shit then. Ehh ehh i saw this signboard and took a pic of it, i'm still wondering if theres anything wrong with it. Self-plucking? mat chat lei geh?
yeah, i pluck myself on the armpits and found some hair, amazing huh?Aiyahh, enuff of cameron diaz edi. So today i went to 1U with TsunLiang. Dont ask me how he managed to get the permission from his mum, coz i'm going to tell you now, wtf. He fucking lied to his mum by saying "Mum i'll be going to skool today, i need to talk to my teacher and i'll go to the library after that, kay." and then he took a bus to General Hospital and ask me to pick him up on the way to 1U..... anyways he brought his NS friends along too, Melvin, SiuLeng, and i forgot another, but wait, thats not the point dude, guess who came along? its not kiap kiap, ITS BENITA DEI!!!! ITS BENITA!!!! NOT BEZITA. wtf. she's so hot dei, aiyah fuk lar forgot to snap a picture with her LOL, but you know what TL told me anot? "Wei, Benita is my lui, ha ha ha." Maaaaacauhai this fuker got gf edi larr.... damn sien lar TL, we kenot play kao each others nipples anymore because hes not gay anymore, we cannot hold hands anymore, nothing is true anymore, chipsmore is not there anymore wtf. Sighhh nvm gay for awhile more coz MengWai is coming back on Feb and i can gay with him wtf.
Kay, back to the topic, errr yeah we watched "The Grudge 2" seriously damn chat damn chat damn chat scary wei, typing this reminds me of the long haired ghost(Kayako) crawling and doing the burping sound in the movie again la damit. I know u'll be laughing at me but i bet that u would shit in your pants while watching the show coz it really makes me wanna shit wtf. I think there will be part 3 if i'm not mistaken because the story is not over yet, cuz lots of people got scare to death and the fukn ju-on ghost and the little eye-shadowed-smurf-liked boy just wont die and i dont know whats next... u gotta watch it for yourself, and i dont wanna be a spoiler ahaha.
OHh btw we went to play pool after that and theres smth i really have to tell you ppl about... Benita says she cant play pool but hell no, all her shots were like some world class pool players, freakin ridiculous, like crystal maiden timestop kao us wtf. mahai i think me and TL and fuk off edi la.
thats all for now, bai bai and take care ppl :D
k ciao
k ciao
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