For Fucks Ah?

As i was flipping thru the newpaper, this article caught my attention "1 motor 2 helmets". Recently the minister had made it a must for people to buy 2 helmets whenever they purchase a new bike, and this makes me think alot. So does it means that everything we buy in the future would come in packages? Why would a person with only 1 head buy 2 helmets? Maybe our Gov is just trying to be caring and keep the motorist safe, but i'm sure nobody can wear both helmet at a time right?

For example, Khairul's family consist of 5ppl, ayah, emak, Kizal, Khairul and Fatimah. The ayah already has a motor and he decided to buy another 2 more for his 2 sons, so it sums up to be 6 helmets in their family. I'm wondering what would they do with the extra helmets? Whack people with helmet and rob them? I'm sure people would start asking question like this:-

Soh Keong: "Hmm dunno when will they make sure drivers buy helmets also leh, coz this could cut down the percentage of people dying in accidents woh."
Ah Pak: "If i buy bicycle leh? need to buy helmets also ah?"
Soh Keong: "Of course la Ah Pak, cycling is even more dangerous ohh, you should even buy arms and knees protector baru safe mah!"

Ah Beng: "I tell u ah, whenever you buy new house rite, u should always buy an expandable ladder so when emergency occurs, u could get away with it lar."

Lim Ah Zhan: "Buy computer also must buy eye protector, or screen protector wor. Coz my mum says it can protect your eyes and make you healthy wor."

Wong Si Fu: "When you buy sports equipment, dont forget to buy first aid kit!! Minyak urut, plaster, panadol, yellow lotion, bandange and etc. you might need it okay..."

Cheong Zi Zi: "Oh yaa, if i buy bikini rite, i think i must buy sunglasses and sun-block lotion too. Coz it protects my eyes and skin cancer."

Mr Chow: "When couples get married, should the priest make sure they buy 2 to 3 dozens of condoms? Safety first mahh!"

wtf....